Mood:  smelly

Often, when I see people covered in tats I wonder to myself; "how do they pay for all those?" I have six tattoos myself and I used be really into piercings, I know first hand that none of that stuff is cheap. I can't imagine what kind of jobs someone with tats on their head, face, or even hands would have that pays enough to afford all that. Then I stumbled across this little gem.

Mood:  cheeky

So one of my guilty pleasures over the past few years has been those awful reality shows on VH1. Often I have wondered what did these people do before they were on TV competing for the love of Bret Micheals/Flavor Flav/what ever out of work D-List celb of the week. Well during my usual daily porn surfing I came across one of the Season 2 Rock of Love contestants old day job. If you haven't watched them then this means nothing to you.

Branid C

There are others out there as well Pamela from VH1’s Rock of Love is also a porn star. She is featured on the Gonzovision website, Amateur Facials and Purely Pamela! and I will let you know when I run across them.

Mood:  on fire

For years I have sang the praises (and dined on) hairy beavers.  Now I’m taking it to the streets, and by streets I mean internets. For far too long I have heard people disparaging the jungle bush. I for one am here to stand up and say that a nappy dugout is the best. For starters any man who likes a bald vagina is either an active or latent pedophile. You think I’m kidding? When I was growing we had a saying; “If there’s grass on the field-I’m playing!” Only future pedo’s would chime in with “Old enough to crawl-Old enough to ball”. The sickest jokesters would follow that “8-80, Blind, cripple, and crazy” but I digress. How on Earth could you be turned on by a hairless pie? It not only looks like a pre-pubescent puss, when the stubble effect feels disgusting. The exposed vagina only looks decent is the female in charge of it is more, chaste than what is normally my taste. And for the ladies out there I know that sounds fucked up but its true once you use that thing enough it changes shape and begins to resemble deli cut roast beef (if you’re lucky) why expose all those flaps and lips when you can disguise the fact that you’ve put a little mileage on it by covering it up with a little hair. And fellas think of it this way if you support the hirsute movement your woman will thank you. You are making less work for her to do. They already have to shave their legs and arm pits (and sometimes their upper lips), so when you say “Honey you don’t have to shave your beaver”, they will love you all the more. I know when you were in Jr. High the boys in the locker room told you that hairy bushes carried a greater risk of disease, but that’s bullshit. Yes and exposed Vagina is easier to detect bumps and sores, but most scorched Earth broads will say their just razor bumps anyway. Maybe it’s because I grew up 70’s & 80’s porn, but that’s how I feel. I like to see what I call a Guerilla Bush, some shit you have to come at with a machete. I want to come in their like Indiana Jones and shit finding the buried treasure. That’s really what it’s all about-that buried treasure-after all. And their nothing like later on when you’re hanging out with your home boys and you pull a hair out of your mouth. Yes the mommas boys will cry and say that’s gross, but the real dogs will dap you down for that. Straight up Monkee style if you know what I mean. So here’s to the Nappy Dugout, the Guerilla Bush, The Secret Jungle, The Hairy Beaver, The Hair Pie, The Muff, The Fur Palace, The Grotto!!!! And down, way down, with the Barren Desert, The Scorched Earth, The Trimmed Hedges, The Empty Field, The Undeveloped Vagina, the Blank Slate. Spread the word my peeps!

 Yummy-Yum-Yum!

 Let's not forget the Trail of Hapiness

Mood:  don't ask

Well as it has been well documented we are Sasha grey fans, we can not wait for her feature debut as a mainstream star. This summer Mrs. Grey stars in "The Girlfriend Experience" (which comes out today). A movie about an escort who has a boyfriend. Just let me personally go on the record as saying that to have Mrs. Grey as oncall escort would be even more of a fantasy than having her as a girlfriend. After all the completley/beutifully, nasty things we have watched her do, I just hope that she doesn't leave her wonderful porn carrer behind for this new found fame she will no doubt recieve. 

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