Lot of things going on at the compound, making a big move down to L.A. this week, don't know what to expect. Perhaps we'll wind up selling our ass on the streets and end up in one of these porno's we celebrate so much. It would seem only fitting. We know there hasn't been a BotW in like a month, but here's a new one for you sociopaths who still check this blog and never leave any comments. You do know we can see page views right?  Any way heres Indigo Augustine, not sure if she's related to Agustus or not! She's from upstate New Yawk and kinda cute. Her tats are awesome and she has a bit of an ass in certain photos and the red hair is always a plus. I feel like I need more info on her though, but time is limited so...

Nice Hunter S. tat on her ribcage! Not sure about the 42 or the butt tats though! They don't seem to coincide with the sigil magick on her arm!

Now this is the type of broad that we love here in the trees. cute, tatted out, pierced, and down! Tori Lux is new and banging hot! She's got no problem taking elven inches of Monkee meat up her bum and gobbles cock like it was her life's mission. If I was Charlie Sheen I would ditch Bri Olson and get this one! This 23 year-old, 5'2", Los Angelno beauty has all her natural parts too, no fake tattas (32B-26-36) on this one (not that there's anything wrong with that)! Nothing eles really to say other than enjoy!

 

 

Okay so here's a fresh face for ya to spank the monkey to, a sweet looking little skater babe by the name of Proxy! When I was in my youth I would always fantasize about the cute little girls that seemed to flock to all my skater friends. I couldn't skate and most of them in my neck of the woods were afraid of my big Monkee dick, so all I could do was admire them from afar and wonder what it would be like to get one of these tiny cuties bent over. Now that porn has become so micro diverse that any type of female can be found I have come across one of those girls I used dream about! Proxy Paige is a pierced up little hottie way too young to have been around in the nineties, but she's got 20 (count'em 20) piercings and a adorable look that makes the blood rush to the tip if you know what I mean. Not the usual type featured here on the Monkee Pages, but you gotta diversify.

From: USA
Born: 1990
Age: 20
Natural Tits: Yes
Piercing: I have 20
Tattoos: On My Foot
Measurements: 32B-25-37 

Website: ProxyPaige.com

Okay so we're gonna get a good start on the blog this week! Rather than wait till Thursday for the BotW, you get here today. Not sure what to make of this one though. I came across her doing her thing on the front page of our favorite place for free porn XVids. I immediately took note because well it's no secret we love girls with tats and girls with big ole tattas! So she caught the eye and well it took a few minutes to find out who the hell she was and after a little research we found some interesting stuff about Ms. Valentino. I found her name over on a site called MILFs like it black, but after checking Freeones  it doesn't seem she has done very much work outside of the site.Not only that, but according to her Myspace page she doesn't even have any children. Now looking at her face you might assume she was a MILFy with a few kids running around out there unaware of Mommies career choice! Not that she's a bad looking gal, I mean how often do we porn lovers notice the crows feet and laugh lines around the mouth? I mean I watch a lot of porn so I notice these little things, but most don't I assume. She has a banging body and some nice tats, plus no qualms about sucking down a couple of chocolate dicks, so...Funny thing looking up this one, I found some stuff she did a few years back in 2008;

 

 

Now in two years she went from promoting Tats not tits and all that jazz,  to being fisted by some broad in a warehouse across the bridge in Oakland! She also appears to have gotten herself a rather large enhancement!

 

 

 

 

 

Nothing wrong with that! Just something that amused us here at Monkee Armada HQ! I mean 2 years ago she was a positive role model for young girls, now she's knees up covered in nut-way to go new feminism! 

 

Not sure if we've touched on this one before, or if this should qualify as one of the Babes that have touched our hearts from the past. She's not new, and we're not even sure how much out  put she's doing these days, but we have to mention her if we haven't already (I say this because the original Monkee Pages was lost tot he interwebs and this new version only covers back so far), but Daphne Rosen is one of the best ever!. No tattoos so she falls short of surpassing the queen Gianna (Micheals), but the sheer size of her fake boobies and real ass! We will forgive her stint as a blond and say that this is the hottest Jew we have ever seen on film. I can think of only one hotter, but I can't say anymore than that. Having appeared in over 150 films and won numerous awards for her "skills", Daphne should be a legend, a household name. Most would group her in the BBW category, but she is more than that she is a naturally curvy sex puppet, one with a obvious enthusiasm for her job. Dominate during the period when the market was flooded with obvious Eastern European sex sales who did not enjoy their work (for good reason) Daphne showed a passion for the business that exceeded most. Not afraid to take the biggest black cocks up her pooper shooter our only regret is never seeing her paired with Mandingo! If this coupling exist please let us know. Many hours have been logged into the spank bank with good old Daphne here dating back at least four years! She has seemingly left the mainstream Porn valley set for her own production company up in Seattle, where she says she lives with "the freaks and hippies". You would be blind to miss her if you live in the area. Daphne is a goddess by anyone's standards, her measurements 34G-25-43!!! I mean if the 34G wasn't enough her fucking waist is only 25!!! Then expands again for ass that the great Lexington Steele once called "so fucking warm"! I would give my right arm to feel that warmth just once. 

 

 

Hasn't been one of these in a while, maybe porn is in a down turn, or maybe I can't keep up with the freshest babes anymore. If you know a Cumdumpster that's ripe for the picking then send us a not or leave a comment and we'll look into her. For now; who says that the BoW has to be a fresh face? Maybe she's just a busty brunette slut that we seemed to have over looked in the time we've been posting this blog. Or perhaps she's just the object of fixation in the Monkee Armada offices this week. Either way this Babe of the Week is Natasha Nice!

 

Normally we don't like our women to be so much of a slut next door type, and more of a tatted out full blown whore who'll die of AIDs before she's 25! Sometimes we like MILFies with big old titties, and sometimes we like punk rock/goth sluts that would never hook-up with us back when we were little punks going to shows with our gaggle of geeky friends. I digress, despite having a forehead much larger than we would normally find attractive, there is something sexy about Miss Nice.

For this weeks Babe we were going to try something different and go for this cute little elfin-Russian babe named Sasha Rose. Tiny and delectable with an appetite for cock and a affinity to shove her own hand up her ass! 20yrs old, 5'2", and weighing only 114lbs with striking blue eyes and snow white skin, she may be missing the prerequisite tattoos that we love here at Armada HQ. But looking for pictures of this tiny hottie, we came across another Sasha Rose. This other little minx must be even newer than the Sasha the Russian (she entered the biz legitimately in 2008). This other Sasha appears to be a British slut that seems to have only worked for two new companies Television X and Killergram, now she's more up our normal back alley. A bigger girl though we can't find her measurements anywhere-if you come across them send them to us. The Brit has more tats and a generally slutty look. In our manyyears on this planet we have had girls that could pass for either of these cock gobbling porn sluts, so we can't very well call one babe of the week. So here you go, enjoy!

 

 

So it's been a minute since our last up date. Finding a full time job seems to be becoming our full time job with little time to hip you internet hipsters to the freshest poon out there. Well fear not fearless friends we're back and this weeks babe is one of those above mentioned hipsters (or at least he was). Have you ever been at a club, or bar and saw one of those tight looking young questionably emo chicks with too much eye make up and a few wierd looking tattoos that looks like she just walked into a shop and picked the first thing off the wall? They usual cling to the arm of some skinny jean man/boy that looks like he has more product in his hair than she does and probably enjoys a cock or two himself? Have you ever wante to walk over and plop your cock in her mouth and say "This is what a real man's dick taste like"? We have! Well let me introduce you to Chayse Evans.  THis 24yr old Emo princess entered the business in 2007 and has morphed over time from one of those exqusite sluts into a polished, slick, little cock gobbler who has no problems taking it up the ass and being surrounded by big black cocks. Our kinda babe to say the least. Dark hair a few well placed tattoos and o'natural tattas' makes this 5'7, 121, Hazel-eyed beauty a perfect canidate for babe of the week! Check her out!