Mood:  on fire

So apperantly the infamous cockgobbler Sasha Grey has ignited a firestorm over Bushes and we the Armada (being hairy Monkees) have always supported the gorrilla bush lurking between a womans legs. The vagina is a treasure and should be hidden so that we (like Indiana Jones) can chop our way through it with a machette and find the jewel!

Since we can't seem to find the actual clip and we don't watch the show anyhow, we will repost our blog from two years ago ranting about hte topic! Enjoy!

For years I have sang the praises (and dined on) hairy beavers. Now I’m taking it to the streets, and by streets I mean internets. For far too long I have heard people disparaging the jungle bush. I for one am here to stand up and say that a nappy dugout is the best. For starters any man who likes a bald vagina is either an active or latent pedophile. You think I’m kidding? When I was growing we had a saying; “If there’s grass on the field-I’m playing!” Only future pedo’s would chime in with “Old enough to crawl-Old enough to ball”. The sickest jokesters would follow that “8-80, Blind, cripple, and crazy” but I digress. How on Earth could you be turned on by a hairless pie? It not only looks like a pre-pubescent puss, when the stubble effect feels disgusting. The exposed vagina only looks decent is the female in charge of it is more, chaste than what is normally my taste. And for the ladies out there I know that sounds fucked up but its true once you use that thing enough it changes shape and begins to resemble deli cut roast beef (if you’re lucky) why expose all those flaps and lips when you can disguise the fact that you’ve put a little mileage on it by covering it up with a little hair. And fellas think of it this way if you support the hirsute movement your woman will thank you. You are making less work for her to do. They already have to shave their legs and arm pits (and sometimes their upper lips), so when you say “Honey you don’t have to shave your beaver”, they will love you all the more. I know when you were in Jr. High the boys in the locker room told you that hairy bushes carried a greater risk of disease, but that’s bullshit. Yes and exposed Vagina is easier to detect bumps and sores, but most scorched Earth broads will say their just razor bumps anyway. Maybe it’s because I grew up 70’s & 80’s porn, but that’s how I feel. I like to see what I call a Guerilla Bush, some shit you have to come at with a machete. I want to come in their like Indiana Jones and shit finding the buried treasure. That’s really what it’s all about-that buried treasure-after all. And their nothing like later on when you’re hanging out with your home boys and you pull a hair out of your mouth. Yes the mommas boys will cry and say that’s gross, but the real dogs will dap you down for that. Straight up Monkee style if you know what I mean. So here’s to the Nappy Dugout, the Guerilla Bush, The Secret Jungle, The Hairy Beaver, The Hair Pie, The Muff, The Fur Palace, The Grotto!!!! And down, way down, with the Barren Desert, The Scorched Earth, The Trimmed Hedges, The Empty Field, The Undeveloped Vagina, and the Blank Slate. Spread the word my peeps!