Mood:
incredulousNow Playing: Lil Wayne-We Good
Topic: Porno Past
It's been awhile since we've posted a new entry, frankly it's getting harder and harder to find new girls to fap to. True a new broad pops up every day, but is she hot? I mean does she do something for you that no other babe that week can do? If you read this blog or you just stumbled on it for the first time, and you have any suggestions trust me we'll take them. Leave a comment. We know people see this, we have the hits to prove it, but no one leaves a comment-which is sad. So we're appealing to any of you out there pulling your wad or spanking your monkee, to shoot us a line and let us know about any weird porn, hot sluts, or anything sexy going on. Guest writers are welcome in the Monkee Haus!
All right with that shameless pitch out of the way let's get down to it. We have decided that during this dry spell of babes of the week we will introduce a new column to fill the gap. Porn Stars We have loved, not sure what title we will stick with though (suggestions: see above). This column will focus on all the women of porno's past that have influenced our taste in the real world and filled our empty lives with so much, plus burned the skin off our dicks when we were still in Jr. High.
There's no better place to start than one of the first women to give us a lifetime porn addiction and a raging hard on even as we write this. I speak of course of the one and only Mrs. Hyapatia Lee! The half Irish half Cherokee goddess whose long ebony mane and natural thickness brought us many pleasurable moments alone in our grandmothers house sneaking to watch American XXXstacy broadcast on her giant yard satellite. She was the only true Native American porn star of her time. She was the most exotic and enticing beauty. She was crowned Miss Nude Galaxy in 1979, and began her onscreen porn career in 1983 with the film The Young Like it Hot, in 1984 she appeared in the single highest selling issue of Penthouse ever, the very same issue that exposed Miss America Vanessa Williams. Made an even more highly sought after collectible when it became illegal to possess it due to it's Penthouse Pet being underage drama queen Traci Lords.
Hayapatia was one of the most recognizable and famous porn stars of the Golden Age of Porn, up until 1993 when she suffered a nervous breakdown on the set of Native Tongue. She then claimed to be diagnosed with dissociative identity disorder, and stated that Hayapatia was a part of her personality disorder that allowed her to preform. She then reverted to her boring birth name of Vicki Lynch and started making horrible music and raising her kids in the middle of nowhere Indiana. She now preforms in some lame dinner theater and has a crappy MySpace page. But she will forever be the Native American Princess of our dreams.