Welcome back, fam! Long time no see! I know we've been neglecting you over here but, I promise to post more scintillating things for you Monkee Spank book.We've been having some technical difficulties as of late and there has been some debate about consolidating all the Various Monkee related blogs into one central blog. But enough about the inner politics of the tree tops. You came here for a reason and that reason is boobies!

While we were away a interesting thing happened, some one (possibly a sleeper Monkee) got a hold of some very interesting pics. Now we all know that Sco-Jo is one of if not the hottest babe in popular entertainment. She lost a lot of points when she married that douche-bag Canadian Dane Cook impersonator/and horrible version of Hal Jordan-Ryan Reynolds. She gained some of them back by playing a kick-ass (all-though none Russian) Black Widow. She may have regained full fap material with these newly leaked photos. One showing her extremely tasty titties. The other her absolutely delectable posterior. We found them, and here they are for you!

We heard there are more out there and once located they will be posted here so keep your eyes peeled. Let it not go unsaid however that we strongly prefer Sco-Jo as a red (dye job or not). And for those of you out there decrying that these are fakes (as if), here is what a fake Scarlett Johannson nude looks like;

P.S. You're Welcome!