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The Monkee Pages
06/01/2010
We Hate All Humans
Mood:  on fire
Topic: Monkee News

In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us!!

Moving through space and time, revisiting my past, it feels like old times in Atlanta. A far cry from how grown up North Carolina had become. Their still keeping it crunk down in the A at least! When we were kids we believed in a lot of things we have since grown out of. The tides of change have moved us in to a new age. The second decade in the 21st century will be marked with even greater change, even more scientific and technological advances; we are living in the future, our future. We are laying the foundation for future generations as the path was laid for us, it is up to us to decide if we will continue down the dark path of greed and excess or move to a more enlightened self aware state. Are we monsters, or are we more than that? Only time will tell. I have moved across the country and in a few short days I will move back across it. Making this trek twice within a 12 month period is eye opening to say the least.  There is an energy a foot two currents that seek to suppress each other, but cannot. They feed off of one another; they push each of us to make decisions each day. Do we hide in fear, and become worse for it, or do we become inspired to strive for a better world.

The Armada exists because humanity has reached a dead-end. Humans are weak and inefficient. Monkees are far superior to humans. Our racism is not against one group or color, we do not hate creed or nationality, and we hate all humans, each and every one. They are the alien usurpers of the earth we fight in defense of. They have mutilated themselves and the planet, trying to chop down our kingdom in the trees.  These are but some of the thoughts that populate our minds how are we to overcome, and succeed? How do we face this new epoch with reason and just actions? It is a struggle and conflict which begins internally.  We the Armada must be vigilant, our cause is not to propagate failed institutions or continue traditions that no longer serve a purpose. There must be new rites and rituals and new traditions that are more malleable and true to nature.  Mankind has long looked to the skies for answer,, but they stared past the trees to the clouds which cannot answer back. Yet the screech of the Howler Monkey can pierce even the deafest ear and bend the will of man to help him understand the price he will pay for defiling the mother earth. It is not our desire to reverse time, one cannot reverse time. We have all ready begun to dance with the machines that man built and forge a Monkee/Robot alliance that will march us in more forward into the future. Soon Russia will send one of us to Mars where we will begin colonization. In Japan we've begun to brush our teeth and floss even. One of us recently took a piss on a pathetic faux-lebrity. Our time is now!


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29/09/2009
Security cam - Fucking outside part 2

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The most beutiful of all...

The Armada is eternal and forever changing, one must never become stagnate, yet one must never forget where one came from. Moving in circles yet growing closer to the heavens we are the dream of Brahma and the perfect creature that mankind was born from in the Snowy lands. Visions of us are what legends are made of. The wise monkey still laughs in the face of adversity. We are reminded in our darkest hour of a legend;

Jupiter issued a proclamation to all the beasts of the forest and promised a royal reward to the one whose offspring should be deemed the handsomest. The Monkey came with the rest and presented, with all a mother's tenderness, a flat-nosed, hairless, ill-featured young Monkey as a candidate for the promised reward. A general laugh saluted her on the presentation of her son. She resolutely said, "I know not whether Jupiter will allot the prize to my son, but this I do know, that he is at least in the eyes of me his mother, the dearest, handsomest, and most beautiful of all."

In order to be free you must access your Monkee Mind; you must leave behind the corrupt hue-man hive mentality. Shed your false humanity and swing from the trees. Inside each of us lurks a beast be it Monkee or Panda, Squirrel or Penguin. You must shed your false mortal coil and recognize your Monkee heritage, remember that we are the descendents of Sun Wu Kong, we come from the same lineage as Hanuman, Thoth, we bring knowledge and light, and the hue-man race was born from our genes, we are the founding fathers of the earth itself. The trees are our kingdom and all the world is our domain, there is nothing we cannot do, nothing we cannot out shine. We are the Vanara who dwell in the midst of the forest of Kishkindha.


Posted by the1truel at 12:52 AM PDT
Updated: 29/09/2009 12:52 AM PDT
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17/09/2009
Lost and Found; Thee Old Pages
Through a bit of dumb luck and internet wizardry the original Monkee Pages, which we thought were lost forever have been magically  found. So for those few of you who followed us before and wondered where all those hard hitting exposes on the more depraved aspects of Monkee culture have gone! We give them back to you. Although we won't be posting any new items on the old pages it's nice to know that they weren't completely lost out there int he interwebs.

Posted by the1truel at 12:48 PM PDT
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Sick Fetish of the Week; Pussy Pumping (it's not what you think)
Mood:  caffeinated
Topic: fetish of the week
So what the fuck is the deal with pussy pumping? Not fucking, or "drilling", but the act of hooking up a suction device to a womans vagina and causing it to swell up like some disgusting cows vagina. It seem most of the pussy pumping porn started coming out of Eastern Europe a few years back and now Americans have started getting in on this sick destruction of a womans lovelyest part! Did these people grow up on farms, and now they want women that resemble the animals they used to fuck? did they watch too much National Geographic specials and think that human vaginas should resemble the inflamed ones they saw on Mandrills and Baboons? It doesn't seem right to us that you should do that to a pretty pink pussy. But most of these sick vids also feature a lot of forced deepthroat, and nipple torture a few of the fetish sites deticated to the love of engorged labias claim that it enhances a womans pleasure and makes her bits and pieces more sensitive. I would say so you're pumping her puss up to the size of a grapefruit, russhing all the blood vesels to the the surface of the skin she's sensitive, but more than likely in complete agony. Now we understand that pleasure and pain go hand in hand for a geat many of a people. But what we don't understand is how a man can look at a red swollen, practicully inflamed vagina and get aroused.

Posted by the1truel at 1:16 AM PDT
Updated: 17/09/2009 12:33 PM PDT
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11/09/2009
Babe of the Week; Cali Nova
Mood:  special
Topic: babe of the week
Certain portions of the Armada would like it to be known, that not all women need be raven haired beauties to be considered attractive. But let it be known unless your hair is naturally red (and even if it is) all women must have tattoos in order to get the nod from a true Monkee. With that said we present this weeks babe (and yes we know it's Friday). Necomer Cali Nova is a perfect example of our above point. She is a member of the Burning Angel web site. Which is sort of like a hardcore Suicide Girls, so there is a lack  of co-optable photos or vids. but we managed to find one of course.
 

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04/09/2009
Fetish of the Week; Objectum Sexuality
Mood:  not sure
Topic: fetish of the week
Okay you have got to be shitting me, we have finally crossed that threshold, hue-mans have got to be stopped. What happened to the days when we used to try and lock people up for this kind of mental disorder, or at least get them some help and put them on some drugs. Now we just stick them in front of a camera and calll it a day. I mean I've watched a video of a grown man fucking a  Turkey, and I've seen chicks mastrubate with water and frozen hot-dogs, but this....
 

Posted by the1truel at 7:25 PM PDT
Updated: 04/09/2009 7:38 PM PDT
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01/09/2009
Babe of the Week; Mason Moore
Mood:  vegas lucky
Topic: babe of the week

So I missed a week- so sue me! If more of you would leave a comment or two to let me know you were out there I would probably give more of a shit. With that said, in case you stumbled onto this blog or have been here before (leave a comment please), do we have a doosie for you! This weeks babe meets all of the Armada's criteria; Dark Hair (check!), Big Tits (check!!), Tattoos (check!!!), Let's random guys cum inside her for money (check and double check!!!), and if that wasn't enough-she squirts. We think, we're in love!!! Behold 5'5' 36DD-26-34, Mason Moore, now don't say we never gave ya nothing...sweet dreams bitches.

Mason Moore Pictures, Images and Photos


Posted by the1truel at 1:09 AM PDT
Updated: 01/09/2009 1:10 AM PDT
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28/08/2009
Sthenolagnia; Muscle Whorshipers kneel before Zod(ina)
Mood:  chatty
Topic: fetish of the week
Those that are in the know are well aware of how sick/twisted and degnerate we Monkees can be, but in a increasingly difficul effort to find those hue-mans out there more bizzare and disturbed than we, The Armada has stumbled across another fetish that leaves on asking why. Sthenolagnia; also known as cratolagnia, is a fetish defined as 'sexual arousal from demonstration of strength or muscles. The term was coined by the German psychologist Magnus Hirschfeld in the late 1800s. This fetish is found among both males and females.
 
Now this fetish is more common among women, and understandable from a primal basic instinct deal. The stronger man is recognized on a base level as the better provider, regardless of the truth of this, it's some caveman shit so what'evs right! But alarmingly we've been running across a increasing amount of porn fetishising muscle bound women. Bi, buff, scary body builder chicks that look like they could rip a car in half, nuch less what they would do to your genitals.According to Wikipedia, Muscle whorship;  is a form of body worship in which a participant, the worshiper, touches the muscles of another participant, the dominator, in sexually arousing ways, which can include rubbing, massaging, kissing and licking. Fucking Brutal!!! I'd have to admit while I wouldn't go for licking some beastly broads muscles I might slip her the high-hard-one, justto see what it was like. I bet she'd have a grip like a vice!
 
 
 
Fuck it I'd try anything once!

Posted by the1truel at 1:19 AM PDT
Updated: 28/08/2009 1:23 AM PDT
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21/08/2009
Babe of the Week; Julia Bond
Mood:  a-ok
Topic: babe of the week

Julia Bond


Height : 5 ft 0 in (1.52 m)
Hair : Brunette
Measurements : 36C-?-41
Birth Place : Long Beach, California, U.S.
Date of Birth : February 26, 1987

Entering the adult industry in 2005 Julia is a fiery little minx that loves it up the ass and has no problem with interracial.


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