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31/03/2010
Fetish/Babe of the Week; Yellow Fever
Mood:  hungry
Topic: fetish of the week

This week we have decided to roll the Babe of the Week and Fetish of the Week into one this week. With the Armada HQ in San Francisco, we are bombarded each and every day with the fact that Asian women are some of the hottest women on planet Earth! They're smooth skin and silkiy hair are bar none. They are exotic and sultry without even trying. Those with full lips are the best, we even like the ones with tiny breast. A majority of them lack the fullness of ass we normally require, yet occasionally you see ones that are absolutely perfect. So here's to Asian women and their slantes pussies!

 


Posted by the1truel at 2:26 PM PDT
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22/03/2010
Babe of the Week; Sexy Cora
Mood:  lazy
Topic: babe of the week
Normally how this works is one of us here at Monkee Armada headquarters watches some porn and comes running in with sticky paws, salivating over some new starlette they just watched being banged up the butt. Now getting it up the poop-shoot is merely the first requirement to be BotW, the most important however is-does she have tattoos? If a young cock-gobbling nympo does not posess a mark of excelence she must be the most devestatingly awesome beef muncher in the bunch. It's then customery that the cum dumpster is researched and her stats and history somewhat displayed. What then do you do if you A). cannot find the real/stage name of said celliod slut, B). cannot find any information in English on said cinema whore? Well if that XXX Beauty is known as Sexy Cora and sucks dicks up her butt like a queen in the Castro! You post what ya got and let others enjoy the boner beauty!


 

 

Posted by the1truel at 3:01 PM PDT
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10/03/2010
Babe of the Week; Angelina Valentine
Mood:  hungry
Topic: babe of the week
Kentucky seems to be the new breeding ground for pornstars; Alana Evans, Cody Lane, Cherokee, Audrey Hollander, and now the lovely Angelina Valentine. How a half Venezuelan, half Italian, tattooed sexbomb go dropped in bluegrass country I will never know. Perhaps there's something in the water, perhaps it's the lack of anything to do other than ride horses or mine coa, but Kentucky seems to be churning out a lot of fuckable talent these days. Whatever it is has the Armada considering moving it's head quarters out there. Just kidding we love it here on the left coast, besides they're all moving out here to suck dick anyway! I digress; this weeks babe is the lovely and extremely slutastic hottie Angelina Valentine. Sucks dick like a champ, has no problem eating asshole (male or female), swallows, takes it up the ass, and even dabbles in bondage. 
 
Babe Name:   Angelina Valentine
Ethnicity:   Exotic Latina
Country of Origin:   United States
Province / State:   KY - Kentucky
Place of Birth:   Kentucky
Date of Birth:   September 19, 1986
Eye Color:   Brown
Hair Color:   Brown
Height:   163 cm - 5 feet and 4 inches
Weight:   52 kg - 114 lbs
Measurements:   34DD-24-35
Shoe Size:   7 (U.S. & Canada Women Size)
Piercings:   clithood, tonque
 

Posted by the1truel at 1:20 PM PST
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03/03/2010
Babe of the Week; Tricia Oaks
Mood:  chillin'
Topic: babe of the week

So it's been a while since we dropped one of these on you, please forgive us. We were having a bit of technical difficulties with our stolen internet aces here at Monkee Armada HQ, but were back on a semi-ligeit scheme so hopefully we can resume droppping bombs (or should I say bombshells) on you like this one;

Tricia Oaks! The lovely little beauty may be blonde but she passes the numero uno qualifier-tattoos! Yes I know it sounds shallow, but we simply could never imagine fucking a broad without them.

 

tricia oaks Pictures, Images and Photos

http://www.triciaoaks.com/

Although mostly seen as blonde, Tricia has been known to change her hair colour quite regularly but in her most recent photo shoots she has had black hair.  We all know that brunettes fuck the best (but red-heads fuck better-don't tell my wife).

Height: 5' 8"
Weight: 130 lbs
Measurements: 34-24-36
Shoe size: 8
Hair color: Brown
Hair length: Long
Eye color: Blue
Ethnicity: Caucasian

 


Posted by the1truel at 12:55 PM PST
Updated: 03/03/2010 1:10 PM PST
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01/03/2010
Fetish of the Week: Rape Comics
Mood:  don't ask
Topic: fetish of the week

Whilst discussing the recent case of the California solider that set up his ex-girlfriend to be raped via Craigslist, several of us at Armada HQ began to talk about the growing existence of rape fantasy. Having read Chuck Palahnuiks Choke (and seen the movie) we were aware that this twisted fantasy was seeping into the mainstream, but after a few quick goggle searches we were side tracked by the prevalence of what is affectionately referred to as "Rape Comix". A sub genre of BDSM art and mainly grouped alongside it, Rape Comix are more than fantasy role play. Rape Comix depict forced sexual situations in which the victim (almost always a woman) is normally depicted crying or bleeding, often both.





She isn't merely bound and gagged, but often held down with hands, or feet or sat upon by someone larger and forced to perform. And that's just the tip of the ice berg, we ran across forced bestiality, mutilation, and even sadistic dismemberment. No stranger to the sick and depraved we were merely disgusted by the work, which in many cases was presented in slick, stylized, well drawn art. The cause for alarm should be that what of the people, better yet what of the kids who get turned on by this? What of the thirteen year old in his room beating off to this?   Rape in comic books is nothing new, a few years back DC comics began its biggest revitalization (still rolling today) with the rape and murder of Sue Dibny  wife of superhero Elongated man (insert joke here). Rape or simulated rape has always been predominate in mainstream comics, since the 1940's. In her early stages Wonder Woman was shown on nearly every cover bound and helpless. That was her gimmick, the silly girl who got tied up, but was secretly strong enough to break the binds. Characters like Black Canary even gained their origin through rape, although not always shown it was implied. This was part of the argument made by Fredric Wertham in his book Seduction of the Innocent, which lead to the creation of the Comics Authority Code. They were right to some extent but you cannot regulate freedom of expression, you cannot regulate another person's fantasies either. No matter how potentially dangerous they may be. According to a Psychology Today article; A recent analysis of 20 studies over the last 30 years indicates that between 31% and 57% of women have rape fantasies, and these fantasies are frequent or preferred in 9% to 17% of women. There is nothing that can be done about that. Men and women alike tend to fetishsize the taboo, we gravitate towards the forbidden. Let's just hope that the majority of people into Rape Comixs keep the fantasies in the funny books.


Posted by the1truel at 5:11 PM PST
Updated: 02/03/2010 3:09 PM PST
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26/01/2010
Cephlorotica/Octopus Sex
Mood:  cheeky
Topic: fetish of the week
Have you ever thought about a woman having sex with an octopus? The Japanese have, in fact they have been thinking about it for almost two hundred years or more. They have painted it, carved it in wood, made elaborate cartoon porn about it. It is known as Cephalerotica, and it is different to say the least. I saw it a while back it in a painting called The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife on the AMC hit series Mad Men. It was in the character Coopers office. It immediately conjured up some of the sick hentai (pornographic anime and manga) I used watch back in Jr. High, movies like Legends of the Overfiend. Part 3 of began with a cheerleader being raped by a tentacle monster that had been hiding inside said cheerleader’s school headmistress. What makes the Japanese so turned as a culture so turned on by women being sexual molested by sea creatures? Is just a creative extension of popular themes in “straight” porn like dominance and restraint? I was intrigued enough by the Fisherman’s Wife picture to find out more about it, here’s what I learned;


The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife (�›ï¿½ï¿½ �海女, Tako to ama?, Octopus(es) and Shelldiver) is an erotic woodcut of the ukiyo-e genre made around 1820 by the Japanese artist Hokusai. Perhaps the first instance of tentacle erotica, it depicts a woman entwined sexually with a pair of octopuses, the smaller of which wraps one of its tentacles around the woman's nipple and kisses her, while the larger one performs cunnilingus (or is mating with her the only way it could). Hokusai created the Dream of the Fisherman's Wife during the Edo period, when Shinto was making resurgence; this influenced the piece's animism and playful attitude towards sexuality. It is a celebrated example of shunga and has been reworked by a number of artists. Similar themes of human females having sexual intercourse with sea life have been displayed since the 17th century in Japanese netsuke, small carved sculptures only a few inches in height and often extremely elaborate.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman%27s_Wife

Tentacle creatures have appeared in Japanese erotica well before they ever became popular in modern anime porn. One of the earliest is the illustration by Katsushika Hokusai which originally appeared in the 1814 novel Kinoe No Komatsu. It is renkowned as being the perfect example of shunga (Japanese erotic art) and has been reworked by a number of artists. Including Australian artist David Laity who reworked the design into a painting of the same name, Masami Teraoka brought the image up to date with his 2001 work "Sarah and Octopus/Seventh Heaven", part of his Waves and Plagues collection. Others still have mimicked it in animation, and even sculpture.

A paper by Danielle Talerico showed that although western audiences have often interpreted Hokusai’s famous design as rape, Japanese audiences of the Edo period would have associated it with the beautiful legend of the female abalone diver Tamatori. In the story, Tamatori steals a rare jewel from the Dragon King, however, during her way out, the Dragon King and his sea-life minions (including octopods) pursue her. The dialogue within the illustration itself, suggest the diver and two octopods found mutual enjoyment however.

While the use of sexualized tentacles has also appeared in American and European films, it has not been quite not as often. While the historical context of tentacle erotica as a Japanese phenomenon can't be denied, it is Toshio Maeda's manga Demon Beast Invasion created what might be called the modern paradigm of tentacle porn, in which the elements of sexual assault are emphasized. Maeda explained that he invented the practice to get around strict Japanese censorship regulations, which prohibit the depiction of the penis but apparently do not prohibit showing sexual penetration by a tentacle or similar (often robotic) appendage. Tentacle sex has now become a huge part of Japanese porn it’s an entire sub-genre unto itself with entire websites dedicated to it. There are even live action porn produced in China and Korea that cater to Cephaphilacs in hundreds of ways, from simulated tentacles, to girls inserting actual sea creatures into their bodies. And while it may appear to seep from the deepest dankest pits of human imagination…It’s kinda cool.

Posted by the1truel at 9:33 PM PST
Updated: 26/01/2010 9:42 PM PST
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22/01/2010
Babe of the Week; Loona Luxx
Mood:  vegas lucky
Topic: babe of the week

We could find very little info on this bronze French beauty. She looks to the naked eye to be mixed, but all bio related info says she's straight Caucasian. Regardless, of what race she is, there is no denying that Loona Luxx is one hot ass stuffing chick with a tattoed pussy that begs for attention as well. Nominated for 5 AVN awards last yea, she is a Star on the rise, and if she stuffs as many cocks up her asshole in 2010 as she did in '09 we are all in for a good year.

Aliases: Luna Lux, Loona Luxx
Country: France
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Eye: Hazel
Hair: Black
Height: 163 cm
Weight: 50 kg
Cup: D
Measurements: 36D-25-36


Posted by the1truel at 4:29 PM PST
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21/01/2010
Hematolagnia; Blood Fetishism
Mood:  quizzical
Topic: fetish of the week
According to Wikipedia;  Blood fetishism (or Hematolagnia) is a context used to describe the sexual interest for blood, or as a sexual interest for blood within BDSM or the Vampire Lifestyle (but not always). Within the BDSM lifestyle the acts of using blood for sexual arousal are known as bloodsports or bloodplay (edgeplay) due to the risks involved such as the spread of blood born diseases.
Monstrous Vampire.com describes Blood Fetishist as;
 

The Blood Fetish Vampire or blood fetishist is a human person who derives intense erotic/sexual arousal or satisfaction from the taste, sight, or feel of human blood.

Blood fetishists may or may not be bona fide HLV's, or be interested in actually drinking or tasting blood. Other also combine vampire lifestyle and may bleach their skin lighter, sleep in coffins, or have their teeth capped to create fangs.

Sex blood freaks are often found in the BDSM subculture, where their specific activities may be referred to as "bloodplay" or "bloodsports". These generally involve BDSM scenes that include bloodletting with razor blades or other implements but the amount of blood involved is almost always very small, and cuts seldom penetrate the dermis of the skin.

Other fetishists practice bloodletting as an expression of trust, intimacy and bonding, apart from specifically erotic aspects. They may become donors for sanguinarians.

 
Now while most of us over the age of 25 have aquired our red wings we recieve no sexual gratification from rolling around in Blood. It seems a bit worrisome that there are an entire group of Vampire loving teens coming up now raised on Twilight and Ann Rice novels, that are going to spend the rest of their lives trying to become immortal drinking the blood of one another. Even worse Wikipedia reports on a new subculture arising from the Showtime Hit show Dexter. Hematolagnia has gained wider exposure in recent years from the popularity of the TV-show Dexter. A new subculture appears to be emerging known as "Dexterism". Dexterism embraces a more satirical approach to Hematolagnia and incorporates not just blood but blood substitutes (paints, wax, and other body fluids). Now at least those kids may be aware that its all just a show and the blood isn't real, but what about the handful that don't. Are we giving birth to a whole new crop of serial killers with this fetish? 
 

blood Nurse 003 by *auxcentral on deviantART

Posted by the1truel at 2:13 PM PST
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13/01/2010
Milk Fisting
Mood:  incredulous
Topic: fetish of the week

 

For the first fetish of the week for the new decade,we proudly bring to you something we have never seen before. Milk Fisting! We're not sure what country this comes from or what typeof sick monkee-fuck would get aroused by pouring milk down a womans vagina only to stick his whole fist in and slosh around in it like it was more of a mud puddle than a sex organ, but never the less here it is;
 

 

 


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Posted by the1truel at 5:01 PM PST
Updated: 13/01/2010 6:24 PM PST
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07/01/2010
Babe of the Week; Misti Dawn
Mood:  cheeky
Topic: babe of the week

It's been a long time me Monkees! But it's good to be back in the trenches. After a much needed rest and return to the forest from which we came the Armada has returned with a whole bevy of new bitches and preverted fetishes to delight you with.

Starting the New Year off with our first Babe of the Week Misti Dawn. Yet another tattoed hottie from Burning Angel.com (quickly becoming our new favorite site). This fiery red-head is ever hipsters wet dream. According to young Misti's Facebook profile she was born way back during 1986 in Henderson, Kentucky. She was raised Mormon, yet went to a Chatholic school briefly which is where we suspect she learned to suck a cock like a Hoover vacum. Seriously what do they teach Chatolic school girls that makes them such expert cock suckers. You can learn more about her carrer from Biology student to stripper in some hick Scores in Indiana, to Suicide girls, and eventually Burning Angel where she began fucking on camera in 08. It's amazing that such a seemingly innocent looking beauty is such a natural whore. I guess Grandada was right they are all sluts and whores!

 


Posted by the1truel at 1:09 PM PST
Updated: 07/01/2010 6:23 PM PST
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