Welcome back, fam! Long time no see! I know we've been neglecting you over here but, I promise to post more scintillating things for you Monkee Spank book.We've been having some technical difficulties as of late and there has been some debate about consolidating all the Various Monkee related blogs into one central blog. But enough about the inner politics of the tree tops. You came here for a reason and that reason is boobies!

While we were away a interesting thing happened, some one (possibly a sleeper Monkee) got a hold of some very interesting pics. Now we all know that Sco-Jo is one of if not the hottest babe in popular entertainment. She lost a lot of points when she married that douche-bag Canadian Dane Cook impersonator/and horrible version of Hal Jordan-Ryan Reynolds. She gained some of them back by playing a kick-ass (all-though none Russian) Black Widow. She may have regained full fap material with these newly leaked photos. One showing her extremely tasty titties. The other her absolutely delectable posterior. We found them, and here they are for you!

We heard there are more out there and once located they will be posted here so keep your eyes peeled. Let it not go unsaid however that we strongly prefer Sco-Jo as a red (dye job or not). And for those of you out there decrying that these are fakes (as if), here is what a fake Scarlett Johannson nude looks like;

P.S. You're Welcome!

Mood:  hungry

You've probably already seen this, but in case you haven't I present; Cakefarts! This is more or less to let you know that we're still alive and are back from vacation!

Mood:  vegas lucky

So we're actually down in Los Angeles this week (not for E3), and we're going around hoping the Armada finds some porno action being filmed. We just want a peek! We actually need to get going so we don't miss any of the action that has to be going on all the time right under peoples noses around here. We just wanted to throw this little number into you spank bank. Her name is Kelly Divine, and you're welcome! Wish us luck!

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Mood:  on fire

So we've been having hard time coming up with the babe of the week for the past couple of weeks. Lots of arguments and debates as to who is worth of our weekly adjulation. There are a few coming up but more research is needed before they can be called a true BoTW! In the mean time we have found a movie we can agree feeatures some of the best canadates on one reel!