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The Monkee Pages
25/03/2011
CannotbeUnseen: Alina
Mood:  cheeky
Now Playing: The Mountain Goats-All Eternals Deck
Topic: CannotBeUnseen

Okay I know we talked about this before; but this is just an image so gnarly I had to share it! You've been warned-it might turn you on!

 


Posted by the1truel at 12:12 PM PDT
Updated: 25/03/2011 12:13 PM PDT
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22/03/2011
I don't talk to you like a person because I want to fuck you in the ass witha hammer!
Mood:  amorous

I was thinking the other day about why I love watching gang-bangs sooooo much? What is it about seeing a bunch of cocks and assholes filling up some girl with deep routed daddy issues? And before shit storm ensues, I know not all porn chicks have daddy issues, but you can see the ones that do and they usually like serious gangbangs. And let me clarify when I say Gang-bangs I’m not talking about a threesome, or foursome, a gang bang is five or more, but the ones I like to watch range from 20 to 500 guys (65guy cream pie was an early favorite of mine back in the day). Sick? Yes! Horrible? Yes! Would I ever participate in one? You don’t the half of it!  Anyway back to my point. I realized that what I really love about these videos is that point on the girl’s face where she realizes this was a bad idea and she was in waaaaayyyy over her head. Usually in the smaller ones where the guys get out of control and start choking her and slapping her because she said she liked it a little at first. But then the just start tearing her apart and beating the shit out of her. These are the best moments that look of fear and exhaustion that can’t be found anywhere else, except in moments like these. Yes I know this makes me a horrible, disturbed person. But then you got to think there is an audience for this, more so than for any other type of porn at the moment. It’s the most popular genre going and that’s a lot of people making these, starring in these and watching these. So I’m not alone in my depravity, but I doubt many will raise their hand to say they’re down. During the process of watching one of these vid’s today I took a look at the faces of some of these animals tearing into this poor young woman, and realized these are professional monsters, soulless beast whose job it is to be unusually cruel to some girl who’s father either didn’t love her enough or loved her too much (if you know what I mean-which you do)! Members of the 7% Nation which is the American Muslim off shoot of the Nation of Islam that Malcolm X started after he left  them; believe that Hell is Earth and that when we truly and fully except and understand God we get to leave. It’s a funny version of what Hindu’s and Buddhist believes, far more Eastern than Christianity. Sometimes, (although I don’t believe in Heaven or Hell), but sometimes I believe them!

 

Compost Heap Junkies!

 


Posted by the1truel at 2:44 AM PDT
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16/03/2011
Mittens; Cannot be unseen
Mood:  celebratory
Topic: CannotBeUnseen

Posted by the1truel at 12:22 AM PDT
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02/03/2011
Babe of the Week: Tori Lux
Mood:  amorous
Now Playing: 3-Minute Rule by the Beastie Boys
Topic: babe of the week
Now this is the type of broad that we love here in the trees. cute, tatted out, pierced, and down! Tori Lux is new and banging hot! She's got no problem taking elven inches of Monkee meat up her bum and gobbles cock like it was her life's mission. If I was Charlie Sheen I would ditch Bri Olson and get this one! This 23 year-old, 5'2", Los Angelno beauty has all her natural parts too, no fake tattas (32B-26-36) on this one (not that there's anything wrong with that)! Nothing eles really to say other than enjoy!
 

Posted by the1truel at 6:22 PM PST
Updated: 02/03/2011 6:28 PM PST
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23/02/2011
Tila Tequila can't eat pussy for shit!
Mood:  a-ok
Topic: CannotBeUnseen
Okay so I just heard about this this morning, and had to find it. It was quite easy the whole thing was on the front page of XVideos my go to site for what ever is out there. Yes it's Tila Tequila, yes she looks like a gremlin, yes she has fake tits, and no she can not eat pussy to save her life. It's funny, depressing, and surprisingly well shot for a home movie that nobody was meant to see! Yeah right this looks better than some pro shot stuff on the market. Is there still a market for porn? I mean it's all free online, who is out there still buying DVDs and magazines? The so-called "reality" TV bullshit is no different than armature porn, and Ms. Tequila is no different than a armature whore. Enjoy!
 

Posted by the1truel at 5:08 PM PST
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Coctomom!?!
Mood:  lazy
Topic: comedy
So remember when that one porn company wanted to buy the Octomom a house for fucking on camera? She thought it was better for her reputaion as woman who pops out kids like some Korean women pop out ping-pong balls, if she didn't. We're gonna say good call because we don't believe a pussy that's shot out a litter as anything anyone should ever want to see! I mean I feel bad for the doctors and nurses who had to witness that freak show unfold and we feel doubly bad for the eight pups that now have to go through life as one of the Octomoms broad both those that were here before the platoon poped out and the platoon itself. So anyway, we digress. It would seem that they went ahead with the flick anyway, just using some barely known washed up 90's porn starlet who now makes her living playing the MILF or the Cougar in the MILF/Cougar fetish line that seems tyo be real popular right now with the kids! Behol; Coctomom
 

Posted by the1truel at 4:59 PM PST
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17/02/2011
Babe of the Week: Proxy Paige
Mood:  a-ok
Topic: babe of the week
 

Okay so here's a fresh face for ya to spank the monkey to, a sweet looking little skater babe by the name of Proxy! When I was in my youth I would always fantasize about the cute little girls that seemed to flock to all my skater friends. I couldn't skate and most of them in my neck of the woods were afraid of my big Monkee dick, so all I could do was admire them from afar and wonder what it would be like to get one of these tiny cuties bent over. Now that porn has become so micro diverse that any type of female can be found I have come across one of those girls I used dream about! Proxy Paige is a pierced up little hottie way too young to have been around in the nineties, but she's got 20 (count'em 20) piercings and a adorable look that makes the blood rush to the tip if you know what I mean. Not the usual type featured here on the Monkee Pages, but you gotta diversify.
From: USA
Born: 1990
Age: 20
Natural Tits: Yes
Piercing: I have 20
Tattoos: On My Foot
Measurements: 32B-25-37 
Website: ProxyPaige.com

Posted by the1truel at 1:03 PM PST
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Fetish of the Week; Smothering
Mood:  caffeinated
Topic: fetish of the week
Smothering is not the term for people who jerk off to the Smothers Brothers (yes I'm that old), no smothering is a term for face sitting. Often involving large or obese women squatting down on some scrawny little white guy and giving him more than he can swallow! Seems this little fetish is picking up in popularity, but in fact it's quite old and has been apart of the deviant handbook for sometime!  I ws unaware about alot of this, simply because I'm not into submission (for myself). And after a lifetime of porn most of my fantasies involve some rather drk abusive stuff that doesn't come off as kind to most females. According to Wikipedia the fetish is also known as queening  and is pretty common. They also mention something called a smotherbox. Which if (like me) you read comics, the name conjurs images of the Motherbox from the DC universe! Though the concept of the Jack Kirby created device is closer to that of an omnipitent Iphone rather than some box to smoosh guys faces up girls asses! The motherbox t(to me) seems more appealing and rational. I like going down town as much as the next guy, and I've had my time in the land of the plumplers, but smothering seems a bit much. Not only that you never seem to see any guys large enough to handle it fixated with this fetish. It seems like many male submissive fetishes to be geared to smaller males. Men who already feel weak and depreciated in their everyday lives! I have always wondered about men who feel the need to be dominated. Was it something that happened with theire mothers at an early age, or simply a product of our society? There are a lot of questions about what makes a person attracted to certain things. I mean why am I attracted to tatted up sluts and loose women. My mother was neither, in fact she was the opposite. Am I rebelling against her? That's niether here nor there, so back to the smothering!


 

 

Posted by the1truel at 12:44 PM PST
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The Simpsons as you've never seen them!
Mood:  cheeky
Topic: comedy

It's 42 minutes, enjoy!

 


Posted by the1truel at 12:42 PM PST
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11/02/2011
Things That Cannot be Unseen
Mood:  celebratory
Topic: CannotBeUnseen

So another new segment in the Monkee Pages! That which cannot be Unseen will be a collection of images that you want to tear your eyes out to forget!

 


Posted by the1truel at 9:48 PM PST
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