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15/04/2011
Justice Leauge of Pornstars
Mood:  chillin'
Topic: comedy
Thanks to the popularity of super-hero movies it was inevitable we would end up with some Cosplay Porn! My question is how are they getting away with using the real names on a XXX take on the Super-Friends! Perhaps DC is too embraced to sue some low budget porn company! All I know is, where ever they rented those costumes from is gonna wanna burn them!There's a reason porn actors are not real actors! Here's a prime example.
 


Posted by the1truel at 1:21 PM PDT
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14/04/2011
Cannot be Unseen of the Week; Rhj182
Mood:  mischievious
Topic: CannotBeUnseen
There are many reasons I do not watch Japanese Porn; scrambled genitalia, the weird way all Japanese women seem to be crying when they fuck (I mean seriously it's creepy like they're always in pain-and not in a good way), freakishly small penises (define micro). But there is also a reason as to why the Japanese and the Germans got along so great during WWII! This bizarre five minute clip illustrates all of those things and more. In just 5 minutes and 40 seconds, a group of faceless men violate this poor hysterically crying girl with a big black dildo attached to an electric drill, brush her teeth, pee in her mouth, and make her pee on herself, the least weird thing they do is double penetrate her while she sobs uncontrollably. Seriously-THEY BRUSH HER TEETH!!! Now I'm sure they're are worse things out there (I've seen a few of them), but honestly why did they brush her teeth before they peed in her mouth????
 

Posted by the1truel at 9:47 PM PDT
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13/04/2011
R.I.P. Sasha Grey!
 
 
 
 
If you love porn or just spend a lot of time online I'm sure you've heard the sad, sad, news by now. Sasha Grey the punk/slut princess of the A-Cup cutie set has bowed out from the world of professional fucking. Now where as porn retirements are about as permanent as Death in Marvel Comics, or wrestling retirements, we thought we'd give a salute to the nasty little waif. Her voice could almost ruin most of the scenes that she was in but when her pretty little mouth was filled up we were happy to spank the monkey to her! Hazah! We wish you the best in your post porn life, just please don't make anymore movies Girlfriend Experience was awful!
 

Posted by the1truel at 4:47 PM PDT
Updated: 13/04/2011 4:49 PM PDT
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09/04/2011
Strawberry Milk Juggs
Mood:  on fire
Now Playing: TMG

So we've been having hard time coming up with the babe of the week for the past couple of weeks. Lots of arguments and debates as to who is worth of our weekly adjulation. There are a few coming up but more research is needed before they can be called a true BoTW! In the mean time we have found a movie we can agree feeatures some of the best canadates on one reel!

 


Posted by the1truel at 8:50 PM PDT
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31/03/2011
Getting a leg up in Porn
Mood:  vegas lucky
Topic: comedy

Posted by the1truel at 4:18 PM PDT
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25/03/2011
CannotbeUnseen: Alina
Mood:  cheeky
Now Playing: The Mountain Goats-All Eternals Deck
Topic: CannotBeUnseen

Okay I know we talked about this before; but this is just an image so gnarly I had to share it! You've been warned-it might turn you on!

 


Posted by the1truel at 12:12 PM PDT
Updated: 25/03/2011 12:13 PM PDT
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22/03/2011
I don't talk to you like a person because I want to fuck you in the ass witha hammer!
Mood:  amorous

I was thinking the other day about why I love watching gang-bangs sooooo much? What is it about seeing a bunch of cocks and assholes filling up some girl with deep routed daddy issues? And before shit storm ensues, I know not all porn chicks have daddy issues, but you can see the ones that do and they usually like serious gangbangs. And let me clarify when I say Gang-bangs I’m not talking about a threesome, or foursome, a gang bang is five or more, but the ones I like to watch range from 20 to 500 guys (65guy cream pie was an early favorite of mine back in the day). Sick? Yes! Horrible? Yes! Would I ever participate in one? You don’t the half of it!  Anyway back to my point. I realized that what I really love about these videos is that point on the girl’s face where she realizes this was a bad idea and she was in waaaaayyyy over her head. Usually in the smaller ones where the guys get out of control and start choking her and slapping her because she said she liked it a little at first. But then the just start tearing her apart and beating the shit out of her. These are the best moments that look of fear and exhaustion that can’t be found anywhere else, except in moments like these. Yes I know this makes me a horrible, disturbed person. But then you got to think there is an audience for this, more so than for any other type of porn at the moment. It’s the most popular genre going and that’s a lot of people making these, starring in these and watching these. So I’m not alone in my depravity, but I doubt many will raise their hand to say they’re down. During the process of watching one of these vid’s today I took a look at the faces of some of these animals tearing into this poor young woman, and realized these are professional monsters, soulless beast whose job it is to be unusually cruel to some girl who’s father either didn’t love her enough or loved her too much (if you know what I mean-which you do)! Members of the 7% Nation which is the American Muslim off shoot of the Nation of Islam that Malcolm X started after he left  them; believe that Hell is Earth and that when we truly and fully except and understand God we get to leave. It’s a funny version of what Hindu’s and Buddhist believes, far more Eastern than Christianity. Sometimes, (although I don’t believe in Heaven or Hell), but sometimes I believe them!

 

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Posted by the1truel at 2:44 AM PDT
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16/03/2011
Mittens; Cannot be unseen
Mood:  celebratory
Topic: CannotBeUnseen

Posted by the1truel at 12:22 AM PDT
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02/03/2011
Babe of the Week: Tori Lux
Mood:  amorous
Now Playing: 3-Minute Rule by the Beastie Boys
Topic: babe of the week
Now this is the type of broad that we love here in the trees. cute, tatted out, pierced, and down! Tori Lux is new and banging hot! She's got no problem taking elven inches of Monkee meat up her bum and gobbles cock like it was her life's mission. If I was Charlie Sheen I would ditch Bri Olson and get this one! This 23 year-old, 5'2", Los Angelno beauty has all her natural parts too, no fake tattas (32B-26-36) on this one (not that there's anything wrong with that)! Nothing eles really to say other than enjoy!
 

Posted by the1truel at 6:22 PM PST
Updated: 02/03/2011 6:28 PM PST
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23/02/2011
Tila Tequila can't eat pussy for shit!
Mood:  a-ok
Topic: CannotBeUnseen
Okay so I just heard about this this morning, and had to find it. It was quite easy the whole thing was on the front page of XVideos my go to site for what ever is out there. Yes it's Tila Tequila, yes she looks like a gremlin, yes she has fake tits, and no she can not eat pussy to save her life. It's funny, depressing, and surprisingly well shot for a home movie that nobody was meant to see! Yeah right this looks better than some pro shot stuff on the market. Is there still a market for porn? I mean it's all free online, who is out there still buying DVDs and magazines? The so-called "reality" TV bullshit is no different than armature porn, and Ms. Tequila is no different than a armature whore. Enjoy!
 

Posted by the1truel at 5:08 PM PST
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